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Star Trek Movie: SPOILERZZZZ

thisfeliciaday:

You are officially spoiled if you read below, NO COMPLAINTS!

Up front I will say I enjoyed this latest Star Trek movie a lot.  It was super noisy, but enjoyable, beautifully executed, and I particularly like some of the secondary characters, Spock was excellent, etc etc.  I just want to share an observation that stuck with me:

Where are the women?  The strong women?  The women we’d like to see in 200 years?  Where are they in this world?  They certainly aren’t around the roundtable when the Starfleet are learning about Khan (there might have been one in that scene, if so that extra was not cut to in any significant manner to be notable.)  In the scene where Kirk gets his ship back and the admiral is having a meeting with “important” people around a table later, I failed to see ONE WOMAN AROUND THAT TABLE, ALL MOSTLY WHITE MEN IMPLIED TO BE MAKING IMPORTANT DECISIONS TOGETHER.  Yes, these are just scenes with extras, but seriously, in the future not one woman over 40 is in charge in this world?!  How can that happen? 

For main characters, Uhura had a FEW nice scenes (as a vehicle to humanize Spock mostly), but that other woman character was the WORST damsel in distress ever.  I kept waiting for her turn, waiting for her to not be the victim, to be a bit cleverer, to add to the equation in a “yeah you go girl” way but no, she was there to be sufficiently sexy that Kirk would acknowledge her existence, to be pretty, to serve the plot.  I loved her bob.  That’s it.  What if she had been a less attractive woman, older, overweight?  A tomboy?  Wouldn’t have that been a tad more interesting choice?  Or at least give her a moment where she’s not a princess waiting to be saved.  From a director who is so amazing, who created wonderful female characters in Alias and Felicity, I was super bummed by this.  A woman character CAN exist without having to be sexually desired by the guy.  Oh, and she doesn’t have to be a lesbian either, OMG WHAT A SURPRISING IDEA! 

I don’t know if I’m extra sensitive about this issue or what, but I don’t think so, it’s a trend in media today. When I walk into the theater, I see men on posters.  Mostly white men, the same men we see over and over in movies.  Seth Rogen, Owen Wilson, Brad Pitt etc. Where did the women go?  We are telling people that only men are worth centering storytelling around, and that’s just bullshit.  And the problem is we unconsciously define the world and our culture through media.  These things are subliminal, we absorb them, they formulate the “given” that influences people’s life choices.  It might be a little thing on the surface, but this stuff is what prevents women from being as interested in math, or business people or tech etc.  Where are the examples of women in media to strive for, to make that stuff seem possible?  I don’t see many.  And that makes me sad.

People ask me why I don’t like Disney, I say, “Think of a princess.  Tell me three adjectives that come to mind.  Now do that with a prince. Now do that with the phrase, “leading character”.  We will all probably align around a lot of common ideas, Princess: taken care of, rescued, pretty dresses. Prince: adventurer, proving himself, manhood, Leading Character: chiseled white guy in his thirties, rockin’ body, girlfriend in peril.  

Ugh.

I dunno about you, but it’s kind of boring to see the same thing over and over again.  So I guess, rambling away from the Star Trek thing, if you’re creating something, think of the first three adjectives that come to mind, then:  Do something different. It’s time to invent new cliches.    For all of us, please. 

One day I decided that I was beautiful, and so I carried out my life as if I was a beautiful girl. I wear colors that I really like, I wear makeup that makes me feel pretty, and it really helps. It doesn’t have anything to do with how the world perceives you. What matters is what you see. Your body is your temple, it’s your home, and you must decorate it.

— Gabourey Sidibe (via glittertomb)

That’s kind of how I feel about JJ Abrams in general, though, that everything he does is this kind of mindless formalism; I think in that regard he’s actually even worse than Michael Bay — though Abrams is more technically proficient, Bay has an actual artistic philosophy that’s just utterly deplorable on virtually every level. Abrams is an extremely competent director whose work is entirely devoid of meaning.

-braak

If you’d like interesting discussion of the new Star Trek movie with a minimum of ~shaking and crying~, I would def. recommend the AVClub’s commentariat.

Tumblr, after all, didn’t bother to inform me that they misspell the name of the Klingon homeworld in the movie.  Or that they use Section 31

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crooksh4nks:

margaret durow

http://honey-and-pine.tumblr.com/ 

is the new “classy shit only” blog.

so I suppose I’ll keep the nerdy stuff and funny stuff and personal stuff here and pretty stuff over there.

Also I’m about 99% certain that I should make a separate sub blog for classy/pretty stuff I like and this one will continue for the lulzy and personal stuff. I just need an appropriate title for the new one.

aurora-borealison replied to your post: Im just forever really upset that Ive never…

yeah i totally feel you on this one, Im the same way haha

being a human woman is the WORST

pretzelquatyl replied to your post: Im just forever really upset that Ive never…

Re: hair and skin: do you take any vitamins?

Sometimes, when I remember! I also take two different medications at different times of day that mean that I can’t take certain vitamins within x number of hours of the medications, though, and I ain’t got time for that shit!

I’m just forever really upset that I’ve never figured out how to successfully perform femininity. >:(

 

lesleypowers:

I’ve seen a lot of this on Tumblr lately, so this is for all of you (including me) who want to run around in jean shorts all summer but feel like you can’t because of some intangible socially conscribed idea of what bare legs are ‘supposed’ to look like. 
(Of course, some people have their own perfectly good reasons for wanting to cover up, and that’s just as fine).
kieradoe:

indiancrownaffair:

eat-lay-grub:

indiancrownaffair:

thirstrani:


“you’re khan? are you sure? you look like a baiganbharta cucumberraita to me” - mohini

BAINGANBHARTHA CUCUMBERRAITA IS OFFICIALLY A THING

SABASH
also adding more khans


Aamir Khan would’ve been great as Khan, seriously.

agreed
all I can say is JJ Abrams really lost out with this casting

Man… no disrespect to the rest of the wonderful Khans up there, but I would’ve been here forever if Aamir was cast, to be quite honest. -sigh-